I've either got some weird skin disease or my geckos have cursed me with the molt. My skin is lightly peeling everywhere...its bizarre because I haven't had a sunburn or anything and its not that kind of peeling. I'm a freak.
I am a scatter-birdie. A half-a-minute in my brain may sound like this: "Mmm, I'm hungry. I'm gonna make deviled eggs. Buster likes eggs. Where is Buster? Wonder if they sell dogs on craigslist. I wanna another dog. Craigslist ads are entertaining. I'm going to find my tutu. My nail polish should be a garish color today. I gotta order some of that glow-in-the-dark blacklight reactive body-paint. Wasn't I going to paint a wall? Oooh, I can't believe how much I love glitter. Speaking of glitter, I forgot to get vaseline at the store. Vaseline glass is cool."